What the Heck, Ironman?!?

I stumbled into the bathroom this morning--half awake--no light on--no glasses on--and saw a blurry vision of this...



Actually, I didn't even notice as I passed it. It was when I was sitting there doing what people do that I saw something out of the corner of my eye.




Bath tub toys were everywhere.



They seemed to have climbed out of their basket.

They appeared to be in the middle of some disgusting and pornographic dress rehearsal. One large maternity undergarment was even part of the props, but I removed it because nobody needs to see that.






Some people CLEARLY have too much energy first thing in the morning.