Saturday, June 07, 2008

man with no wear underwear give girl to see his sexual organ

I have just a few things to say today.

1. Ironman would prefer it if the word "hemorrhoid" were never used again. Apparently that
word really does him in. If you care at all how he feels, either don't use the word in his presence or replace it with the words "butt flower."

2. Obviously I didn't give birth to anyone yesterday. Assuming that this baby ever comes out and I have the energy to blog, I won't open with hemorrhoids. That sounded really gross.

The contractions started getting further and further (or farther and farther??? I REALLY kick myself for thinking I'd never need to know proper grammar--stupid teenager!) apart and eventually stopped. It's been an uneventful day. I feel like all of the contractions from yesterday completely wore me out. I have no energy to do anything I need to be doing which brings me to #3.

3. When I get bored, I check out my site meter. I found two things that surprised me. The first is that over 40 of the last 100 visits were from people looking at pictures of aborted fetuses. The hits were from all over the world. It made me wonder how all those people were connected. It's not unusual to get visits to see the pictures, but that's a whole lot in a short period of time. I'd be interested to know if there's a reason so many are suddenly popping up.

4. One of the visits today was from a person searching for "man with no wear underwear give girl to see his sexual organ."

Well, by all means...send him to Jennyhaha's site! She talks about that crap constantly! What the heck? Is that English as a second language or just someone so excited to find out info for perverts that he couldn't type a coherent sentence?

I followed that search through the first 100 sites and never saw my blog listed. There were over 100,000 sites to come up when searching for "man with no wear underwear give girl to see his sexual organ." I'm sure he read all of them.

5. If you don't hear from me this week, it's probably just because I got addicted to searching for "man with no wear underwear give girl to see his sexual organ." I doubt I'll be birthing a baby, so no worries.

9 Comments:

  • I will hope for the latter over the former.

    By Blogger Merle Sneed, at Sat Jun 07, 06:39:00 PM  

  • Patiently waiting for baby news.

    By Blogger Bob Dylan, at Sat Jun 07, 09:34:00 PM  

  • Oh Miss Jenny! If you haven't popped that baby soon (see those of us who have done this a few more times than we care to remember can use words like "pop" to describe the birthing process)... if this baby is still refusing to make an entrance when you read this, and you feel the need to be mean and cranky, email me, I'd love to have you as an admin on my forums, you can send hate emails to the spammers!

    Besides that, I'm sorry that Faith hasn't arrived! I've been reading you from the feeds but wanted to give my deepest condolences to you. I remember being miserable, hot, cranky, mean, and all sorts of other pretty words!

    I've changed a few things around since we last chatted, namely two blogs have their own domains now, so if you're blogging hopping one day... (wink, wink)

    I'll be watching my feeds for the news!

    By Anonymous Nikki, at Sat Jun 07, 10:39:00 PM  

  • to funny he prefers "butt flower" I had 4 kids and didn't get any of those not that you wanted to know that I'm just saying it is possible!

    By Blogger Tonya, at Sun Jun 08, 04:00:00 PM  

  • Good luck to you! Sounds like a stubborn one.

    By Blogger carmachu, at Sun Jun 08, 08:25:00 PM  

  • HA! Butt flower. I love it!!! I think my hubby would have preferred that verbiage when I was preggers, too. Can't wait to hear baby news. GOOD LUCK, girlie!!

    By Blogger Ann(ie), at Sun Jun 08, 11:26:00 PM  

  • Any news?

    By Blogger Bob Dylan, at Mon Jun 09, 08:49:00 AM  

  • Only three letters to describe the not so bi-lingual perv. WTF?

    By Blogger headless chicken, at Thu Jun 12, 03:45:00 PM  

  • I am one of the people who arrived at your blog while "looking for" the abortion pictures... I actually just google image searched "9 week fetus" (about how far along I am) and that was one of the first images to show up, so figured I'd check out your blog. You sound like a fun person, so hope you don't mind if I check up on you every now and then. Good luck with baby Faith getting herself out of you Monday! :)

    ~Shannon

    By Blogger Myrtle, at Sat Jun 14, 09:56:00 PM  

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